Noble Dwarf: Dandy Claus

Well, hello little humanoid! Have you been good-aligned this year?

It's almost time to cut down a fir tree and decorate it with candles and false snow. (Unless you are a druid and have one growing in your house year-round.) Be sure to join me in celebrating the reason for the season, which is because your planet has changed its orientation and position relative to its star.

How about getting that good fellow, your game master something unusual this year? My dwarves have been busy bringing new creations to life.

Elves? No, that's the other fellow. For me it's dwarves, and sometimes gnomes. But like him, I'm always watching, so you better not have any alignment shifts!